I don't understand.
Most of the time, when people come and sit beside me on the bus, they never face parallel with me.
They always face away from me.
I don't know why.
Is it because I smell?
Or am I a scary person?
Weird.

Anyways, last week this boy sat beside me. So I was like, "cool he's facing parallel, maybe I'm not smelly nor scary after all."
He began to take a nap.
And he was overweight.
So his left elbow was digging into my waist. =/

Okay...
And then his head began to lean over to me.
I could tell this guy was really sleepy, and that he was accidentally using me as a pillow of some sort.
I was feeling uncomfortable when his head started to lower itself towards my lower body. Ahem.
The bus finally stopped at Burrard.
He woke up, startled, realized where we were, and hurried out.

Wow, that was a close call.