Seriously.
This is how it happened.

Today.

I walked into the bus, got my seat at the end of the bus on the side seats, facing the sides of the bus.

So a girl comes and sits beside me.

Then this old punjabi guy walks over to us and out of being nice, the girl beside me leaves her seat and the big punjabi guy sits beside me.

Ew.

He stinks a little and I just sit there squeezed in by this big guy.

Anyways.

As the bus goes down the hill, this old guy starts to squeeze even more onto me because of the slope of the hill.

Now it's getting really uncomfortable.

As we move onto the bridge, the bus stops because of some traffic.
The punjabi guy says a word to me, he says, "EH".

I'm like????????

And he asks me a question.
He asks me, "Do you want to ------"?

I'm not sure what he said, I thought he asked me, "Do you want to speak?"
So I tell him, "Did you say, Do you want to speak?"
And he says, "Do you want to kiss?"

And I'm like, "UM, NO, NO I dont want to kiss."

And he looks at me.

And he turns back.

And I get really uncomfortable.

And then a moment later, he looks at me, and he's like, "OH"

And I'm like, ?

And he says, "hi"

And i'm like, "hi..."

And then he starts putting his arm around me........
And I'm like, omg...

I look around the bus to see if anyone is looking at my embarassing moment.

So, I kinda smile... to pretend I know this guy.

And then he asks me again.

That dreaded question.

"Do you want to kiss me?"

And I can't take this anymore.

So, I point to the roof of the bus.

And I say, "Look"

And he's like, "oh?"

And I'm like, "LOOK UP THERE"

And he looks.

And I slide away and get out of my seat as quickly as I possible can and move around some other dude that was standing and land right beside the pole in the center of the bus.

OMG.

I turn back.

I see the old guy talking to another boy.

Another victim ...