I was walking in Metrotown and all of a sudden an east indian guy comes up beside me and the conversation starts.
East Indian : "I have a hot date tonight."
Me : "Oh really?"
East Indian : "Yeah, and all I have to bring her is water, and she's all mine."
Me : (Confused) "Yeah?"
East Indian : "Yeah man, girl's on ecstasy, I just gotta give her water. Meeting her at A&W."
Me : "Haha."
East Indian : "I'm getting her a large water. LARGE." ( Referring to the A&W drink sizes )
Me : (Starts moving away from the East Indian)
East Indian : (Keeps talking thinking I'm still behind him)
Me : (Disappears down the escalator)
East Indian : (Still keeps talking, walks towards A&W)
o.O
East Indian : "I have a hot date tonight."
Me : "Oh really?"
East Indian : "Yeah, and all I have to bring her is water, and she's all mine."
Me : (Confused) "Yeah?"
East Indian : "Yeah man, girl's on ecstasy, I just gotta give her water. Meeting her at A&W."
Me : "Haha."
East Indian : "I'm getting her a large water. LARGE." ( Referring to the A&W drink sizes )
Me : (Starts moving away from the East Indian)
East Indian : (Keeps talking thinking I'm still behind him)
Me : (Disappears down the escalator)
East Indian : (Still keeps talking, walks towards A&W)
o.O
3 Comments:
Real Convo:
East Indian : "I have a hot date tonight."
Me : "Oh really?"
East Indian : "You, and all I have to bring is water, and you`re all mine."
Me : (Confused) "Yeah?"
East Indian : "Yeah man, you`re gonna be on ecstasy, I just gotta give you water. Meeting her at A&W."
Me : "Haha. Sure, bro!"
There seems to be something about you that attracts strange men.
=( Maybe it's my perfume.
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